What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?